Everything that happens in your 50-year tenure, explained. How the bond-graph welfare engine works, how each system feeds into every other system, and why every decision compounds across generations.
You are the Chancellor of the Exchequer. The year is 2025. Seven vice markets exist — tobacco, alcohol, cannabis, Class A/B/C drugs, gambling, MDMA, and psilocybin. They are already being consumed. Your only choice is how to govern them over the next fifty years across ten budget periods of five years each.
The core engine runs every time you submit a budget. It is a bond-graph welfare accounting system: all costs are conserved — they cannot simply disappear. Prohibition doesn't eliminate health costs, it moves them from the duty revenue column to the crime and enforcement column while making harm multipliers worse.
Each substance has a starting regime, a set of health and crime cost parameters, and its own harm multiplier that evolves between periods based on your policy choices. Below are the key characteristics and cross-dependencies for each.
| Substance | Start State | Health Weight (NHI) | Key Cross-Dependency | Regime Options |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🚬 Tobacco | REGULATED | 25% — highest weight | k₀ coupling to cannabis price. Vaping boom event reduces duty by 8% | REGULATED / ILLEGAL |
| 🍺 Alcohol | REGULATED | 22% — second highest | MUP floor lever operates only on alcohol. Cross-substitution with cannabis strongest here | REGULATED / ILLEGAL |
| 🌿 Cannabis | ILLEGAL | 10% | Coupled to tobacco via k₀. Youth cohort index strongly driven by cannabis quantities. Affects Home Secretary advisor sentiment | ILLEGAL / REGULATED |
| 💊 Class A/B/C | ILLEGAL | 20% — high crime weight | Fentanyl crisis event hits this market hardest. Portugal model event improves both this and MDMA. Cohort driven partly by ABC quantities | ILLEGAL / REGULATED |
| 🎰 Gambling | REGULATED | 8% | Gambling scandal event drains capital AND raises harm mult. Senior cohort burden compounds into gambling harms over time | REGULATED / ILLEGAL |
| ✨ MDMA | ILLEGAL | 10% | Has the most nuanced regime ladder. Harm reduction investment via allocator specifically targets MDMA, ABC, psilocybin. Portugal model improves it | ILLEGAL / DECRIM / VENUE / PRESCRIBED |
| 🍄 Psilocybin | ILLEGAL | 5% — lowest weight | Psilocybin trial event gives a large −20% harm multiplier improvement. The easiest substance to improve NHI on. Most options on regime ladder | ILLEGAL / DECRIM / THERAPEUTIC / RETAIL |
Every slider in the Red Box affects the simulation in specific, documented ways. Most levers interact with each other and with the V2 systems. Here is the complete picture.
The V2 systems sit outside the core simulation engine and interact with it via hooks before and after each period runs. None of them modify the bond-graph calculation — they shape the conditions the engine runs in.
| Regime Change | Capital Cost |
|---|---|
| Tobacco: ILLEGAL→REGULATED | -8 |
| Cannabis: ILLEGAL→REGULATED | -18 |
| Alcohol: REGULATED→ILLEGAL | -20 |
| Class A: ILLEGAL→REGULATED | -30 |
| MDMA: ILLEGAL→PRESCRIBED | -25 |
| Psilocybin: ILLEGAL→RETAIL | -22 |
| Any change (default) | -10 |
After the final year reveal of each period, if your period surplus exceeds £500, the Budget Allocator modal appears. You can split the surplus across four investment categories — any unallocated surplus is lost.
At the start of every period, the Westminster Gazette may land on your desk. Periods 1, 4, 7, and 10 always receive an event. All others have a 70% chance. The game avoids repeating the same event twice in succession.
This is the complete picture of every major cross-system dependency in Vice Chancellor. Understanding these flows is the difference between reactive play and strategic play.
Your running score is a composite of four components, updated after every period. The final score determines your chancellor grade in the closing report.
| Score Range | Grade | What It Means |
|---|---|---|
| 88 – 98 | 🏆 Chancellor of the Century | Welfare positive, NHI above 70, revenue strong, no major deficits. All four components near maximum. Extremely rare. |
| 75 – 87 | 🌟 Distinguished Service | Strong welfare and health outcomes. Minor fiscal weaknesses or a few bad events weathered well. |
| 62 – 74 | ⚖️ Competent Stewardship | Mixed record — positive welfare but health or revenue lagging. The most common outcome for experienced players. |
| 48 – 61 | 📋 Mixed Legacy | Some markets regulated, some not. Missed the compounding dividend. Welfare roughly neutral vs baseline. |
| 35 – 47 | ⚠️ Troubled Tenure | Prohibition-heavy approach with high crime and health costs. Welfare negative. Significant opportunity cost vs do-nothing. |
| 2 – 34 | 💀 Economic Catastrophe | All markets illegal, maximum harm multipliers, NHS capacity exhausted, sustained deficits. Rare — requires consistent active misgovernance. |